St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to
enter
heaven.

He asks the next one in line, 'So, who are you, and

what did you do on earth?'


The fellow says, 'I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to
be elected
president of the
United States '..


St. Peter says, ' The U.S.? A black president? You've got to be
kidding me!

When did this happen?'


And Obama says, 'About twenty minutes ago.'

*Red runs out of the room*

"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure which is: Try to please everybody."