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kickers60	Thursday Thunks	Lead	[-]
Posts: 18495 (05/27/09 06:57 PM) WDC Master Board Thief Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None Finally managed to get the questions posted before Thursday nite! How many states have you been in? If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called? You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guaranteed that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do?? How many states are to the right of you? And don't give us a map to look at. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you? Are you a boxing fan? Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiao fight? What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? Is it cloudy right now? What is your dream job? Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy? When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger? What was your favorite toy as a child? What is the last place you had a good cry and why? Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why? What song one would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to? Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life? If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be? What's your favorite show to watch on television nowadays? Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families.
Jim Wetzel		#1	[-]
Posts: 1037 (05/27/09 10:08 PM) WDC Junior Procurer of Naughtiness Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	How many states have you been in? Let's see ... there's the states of confusion, denial ... oh, wait, that's not what you meant. Forty-ish, I'd say. If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called? Ma'am. (I just don't want no trouble.) You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guaranteed that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do?? Nuthin'. Just walk away. How many states are to the right of you? And don't give us a map to look at. Let's see ... there's the states of confusion, denial ...there I go again! Assuming I'm facing north, then to my right there's Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey ... and then the broad Atlantic. So, three states. Ohio and Pennsylvania are pretty wide, though, west-to-east. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you? In the state of confusion, denial ... dammit, I've gotta quit doing that! Are you a boxing fan? Nope. Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiao fight? Who cares? What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? When my son was in grade 3, his teacher --for reasons known only to her -- provided him with the recipe for making something called a "bologna egg cup." It's a piece of balogna, stuffed into one cup of a muffin pan, then an egg is put in, then it's baked for a little while. It was a father's duty, so I choked the damn thing down. Bear Grylls might not have been impressed, but for me ... it'll do, it'll do. Is it cloudy right now? Partly, I think. (Dark, I know.) What is your dream job? Chief photographer for the next Kickers Kalendar! Yippeeeee!!! Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy? Depends on which. Wal-mart: probably a shotgun. Target: I'll just hand it to my wife and get it over with. It's like a few years ago, when I hit twenty years at the day job and they gave me a little gift catalog to choose from. After looking through all the dismal crap that was in there, I handed it to Deb and asked her what I wanted. Turned out it was a set of "Emeril" pots & pans. When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? Astronaut. And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger? Very. What was your favorite toy as a child? Is a bicycle a toy? If not ... I dunno, Super Balls and Frisbees were always good. And I had a nice cap pistol. Can't really decide. What is the last place you had a good cry and why? Sitting behind the wheel of my truck, January 28, 1992. Just found out my dad died. Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why? None of them. What song one would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to? "Arriving Somewhere (But Not Here)," Porcupine Tree. Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life? Not really. If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be? I wouldn't mind being about 7' 2", fast as a cheetah, and able to dunk with authority. Yeah, that would work well. What's your favorite show to watch on television nowadays? That's easy! "How It's Made." The Chestnut Tree Cafe
mebie		#2	[-]
Posts: 3603 (05/29/09 11:25 PM) Keeper of the new and improved pointy stick WDC Master Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	1. How many states have you been in? 21, I've driven from Oregon to Massachusetts and, on another trip, Florida to Massachusetts. 2.If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called? I call anyone with prejudice and bad judgement---closed minded. 3. You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guaranteed that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you...What would you do? I'd say, "Hatred makes you ugly." 4. How many states are to the right of you? And don't give us a map to look at. None, I'm as right as you can get. 5. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you? Ireland 6. Are you a boxing fan? No. Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiano fight? Huh? 7. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? Once, I took a bite of a brownie that had mold on it and I didn't realize it until I tasted something bitter. Then, I saw the green fuzz. 8. Is it cloudy right now? Yes, and foggy too. The steeple on the church next door looks really cool. 9. What is your dream job? Teaching. 10. Someone gives you a $500.00 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy? Hmm...cheap stuff, I guess. 11. When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up?" A teacher. And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger? Not one iota. I musta been phsychic or something. 12. What was your favorite toy as a child? My Big Wheel. Is that a toy or a vehicle? 13. What is the last place you had a good cry and why? Last night. I was reading my mum's journal that my dad came across. The last entry said, "Mary Ellen, you are my friend and I love you so much." I miss that sweet, happy lady. 14. Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with most and why? Grover. He's always trying to do nice things and screwing them up. 15. What song would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to? In Your Eyes, Peter Gabriel. 16. Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake--that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path of your life? I don't think so. 17. If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be? ONE thing? No...way more than one thing. 18. What's your favorite show to watch on television nowadays? The Barefoot Contessa meb
kickers60		#3	[-]
Posts: 18504 (05/30/09 01:41 PM) WDC Master Board Thief Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	How many states have you been in? A whole bunch of 'em. I was borned in Massachusetts, moved to Florida (where my brother was born), lived to Okinawa, Japan (okay, that's not a state, but I still lived there!), California, Nevada, Hawaii, South Dakota, and of course, Georgia. I've vacationed in Colorado, New York, South Carolina, and North Carolina. I've been cross country by car three times and from the north to the south (and or vice-versa) at least three. I have no idea how many states I hit in between. If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called? A feminist. You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guaranteed that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do?? Probably nothing. I wouldn't stoop to that level (though I wouldn't mind scratching my ex's eyes out). How many states are to the right of you? And don't give us a map to look at. On the right border, or all states to the right? 'Cause that's a lot of states. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you? SCOTLAND!! Can I stay as long as I want?? Are you a boxing fan? Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiao fight? No. Who cares? I'll never understand two things: why anyone would want to watch cars go around in a big oval over and over again all afternoon, and why would anyone want to sit and watch two men beat one another up? What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? Once I bit into a half-cooked chicken tender. Ugh...makes me sick just thinking about it. Is it cloudy right now? No, but it's rained so much here lately the ground feels like a sponge. What is your dream job? The one I have right now! Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy? Who knows...but it would be from the electronics department. When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger? I wanted to be a mommy. It's pretty different. What was your favorite toy as a child? My baby doll that cried when you tilted her back. Nana gave her to me one Christmas. I wish I still had her. What is the last place you had a good cry and why? Probably when I was cleaning out Nana's house. Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why? Grover, 'cause he's awesomely cool. What song one would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to? Keep me from the Cold (Curtis Stiger) Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life? I've made lots of horrible mistakes, but I'm not sure that any of them have led me to the right path. If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be? I'd have Betty Grable legs. What's your favorite show to watch on television nowadays? Can't think of one, actually. I usually watch the least obnoxious thing I can find. Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families.
The Real Yoda		#4	[-]
Posts: 3630 (06/10/09 09:30 AM) WDC Master Giant Poopy-Head Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	How many states have you been in? Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho, Montana, Utah, Arizona, Nevada, Florida, Atlanta ... so 10. If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called? Umm, a woman? You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guaranteed that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do?? Walk away. I subscribe to the philosophy of Aurthur Fonzarelli. I don't waste my punches on nerds. How many states are to the right of you? And don't give us a map to look at. None but there's about 48 to the south. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you? New Zealand? I dunno. I could only cross that bridge once I got to it. Are you a boxing fan? Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiao fight? Ask me a question worth answering, please. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? I drank some Aloe Vera juice lately, that was pretty vile. Is it cloudy right now? Nope. What is your dream job? Giving Kickers a daily mammogram with my hands and mouth? I dunno. Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy? Nothing out of the ordinary just getting it for free for a while, I guess. We don't have Target here and WalMart is not exactly my dream shopping spree... When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger? Firerman. Actually kinda similar in that I mostly try to prevent shit from happening and sometimes have put out fires created by others. What was your favorite toy as a child? mini-bike. What is the last place you had a good cry and why? Summer or fall of '02 after enduring continuous malicious torment daily for more than a year my stamina was eventually depleted and I sobbed like a child. Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why? Mr. Cooper. What song one would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to? There's a lot to choose from but the first one that pops into mind is Wander This World by Jonny Lang. Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life? No. Mistakes are aptly named. If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be? Stop going grey? What's your favorite show to watch on television nowadays? It's a proven scientific fact that television kills brain cells. I don't have cable, a dish or even an antenna but when I go to someone's place and they do have it I don't mind killing a few brain cells watching House or Fringe.
The Real Yoda		#5	[-]
Posts: 3631 (06/10/09 09:41 AM) WDC Master Giant Poopy-Head Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Oops. I guess Atlanta is not a state. 'Cept maybe a state of mind. Georgia then?
katshakespeare		#6	[-]
Posts: 9606 (06/10/09 01:43 PM) WDC Master Resident Author Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	How many states have you been in? WVA, VA, N&S Louisiana, Tx, Ohio, NC= 7 that i know of If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called? Aren't we always called Bitch whenever we do anything that isn't sugar, spice, everything nice? You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guaranteed that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do?? Ignore their arse How many states are to the right of you? And don't give us a map to look at. Dang, lots of them - You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you? here in my cove in the smokies Are you a boxing fan? Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiao fight? ain't and dunno What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? hmmm.....hmmmm.....someone else's gum? Is it cloudy right now? Yup What is your dream job? what i"m doing now! yay! Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy? lotions and face stuff and towels and presents for friends & family and ....I dunno When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger? I can't remember - the only things i vaguely remember are: nurse, veterinarian, journalist ... and yeah, it's lots different What was your favorite toy as a child? uh.....I don't recall -- um....we loved board games - five kids and you always had enough for Monopoly-oh wait! My BIKE! What is the last place you had a good cry and why? Can't recall - I don't cry much... Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why? I ain't even saying What song one would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to? Dang....um.....something without words Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life? Probably If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be? my legs What's your favorite show to watch on television nowadays? Big Bang Theory Kat Kat's website by Kickers! tender graces TG trailer "O, what men dare do! What men may do! What men daily do, not knowing what they do!" -Shakespeare
katshakespeare		#7	[-]
Posts: 9607 (06/10/09 01:44 PM) WDC Master Resident Author Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Oh wait - to the RIGHT of me -- haw - facing the map - NONE.... Kat Kat's website by Kickers! tender graces TG trailer "O, what men dare do! What men may do! What men daily do, not knowing what they do!" -Shakespeare
katshakespeare		#8	[-]
Posts: 9608 (06/10/09 01:49 PM) WDC Master Resident Author Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Crap - states I've BEEN in - I thought it was lived in - I ain't reading this stuff too well today am I? laughing - well, I'll add: California, Oregon, Washington, Kentucky, Florida, Alabama, Missississipi, Maine, Georgia, South Carolina, TN, Massechussette(sp?!!!!?), Indiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, ....those are ones I've visited - I won't count the ones I passed through to get to the ones I'm visiting. So that's 21,22, I guess. Kat Kat's website by Kickers! tender graces TG trailer "O, what men dare do! What men may do! What men daily do, not knowing what they do!" -Shakespeare

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